The Snap Count Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.