The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Colts's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.