The Hamstring Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Colts drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.