The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.