The Hamstring Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Coastal Carolina's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Likely finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Likely drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.