The Inch-Short Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bech scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.