The Late Scratch Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bech's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.