The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jaguars drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.