The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jaguars drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.