The Hamstring Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Jaguars, Jaguars, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.