The Bad Spot Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jaguars, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.