The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jaguars defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jaguars, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.