The Garbage-Time Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jaguars's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.