The Blown Coverage Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Jaguars offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jaguars's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.