The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Jaguars offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Jaguars, Jaguars, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.