The Hamstring Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jaguars, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.