The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Jaguars defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jaguars's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.