The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jaguars offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jaguars drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.