The Garbage-Time Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jaguars, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.