The Bad Spot Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Jaguars scores zero, past belief!
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- Cam Little
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.