The Garbage-Time Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jaguars's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.