The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Jaguars defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jaguars drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.