The Hamstring Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jaguars's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
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- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.