The Garbage-Time Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jaguars drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.