The Hamstring Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jaguars's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bhayshul Tuten
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
- Jakobi Meyers
- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.