The Bad Spot Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jaguars, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.