The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jaguars's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.