The Late Scratch Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Jaguars defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
88%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jaguars drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.