The Hamstring Hex of Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars defense
“The Jaguars defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jacksonville Jaguars defense's week
- The Jaguars will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jaguars defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jaguars's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Trevor Lawrence
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- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
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- Brenton Strange
- Chris Rodriguez Jr.
- Cam Little
- Brenden Bates
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacksonville Jaguars defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacksonville Jaguars defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacksonville Jaguars defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.