The Checkdown Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.