The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Price's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.