The Fumble Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Price tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Price's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.