The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Price gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Price's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.