The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Price's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Price's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.