The Stuffed Run Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Price rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Price scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.