The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Price's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.