The Fumble Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Price will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Price, Price, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.