The Hamstring Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Price gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Price, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.