The Late Scratch Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Price's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.