The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Price, Price, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.