The Fumble Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Price, that's a flag." Price: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Price, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.