The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Price gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Price drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.