The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“The broadcast shows Price on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Price drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.