The Fumble Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Price's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.