The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Price gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Price is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Price drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.