The Garbage-Time Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Price tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Price drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.