The Fumble Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Price's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Price drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.