The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Coach says Price is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Price's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.