The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Price gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Price drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.