The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Bradley, that's a flag." Bradley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bradley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.